Alright, so what are the criteria for a vampire?
They have to be stakes, beheaded, or burned to be "killed"
They are undead
They are usually pale
So, when James Norrington is stabbed by a stick, he is staked.
If he is staked to be killed he is a vampire.
If he is a vampire than he is praised by girls everywhere (am I not correct?)
If he is a vampire that is praised by girls everywhere than he sparkles.
Don't you hate logic? :D
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2 comments:
Nooo! My Norry is a sparkepire! *cries*
LOL! That post was funny...I love your logic. *hugs*
*Hugs back* I know, I scare myself sometimes.
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