O.o

Okay, there are blue trees here.

Blue trees!

Do you understand my point? Since preschool they have been teaching us that tress are green, the sky is blue, you see my point?

I'm just going to have to assume that you do.

So what the heck is wrong with the blue spruce?

Its unnatural.

Dude, Take a Coughdrop or Something

Okay, if you like the band that sings the song "Lips of a Angel" by Hinder, then don't continue reading this post.

If you really don't care, or want to continue reading anyway, by all means, continue.

That guy totally needs to take a coughdrop or something! I mean, the whole raspy voice thing doesn't really sound that cool!

It sounds more like he has a sore throat or something.

Wal Mart Always Low Prices....Always

I was thinking the other day (shocker, I know), when I realized something.

Wal Mart and Always pads have the same slogans, well, sort of.

Wal Mart is all "Always low prices, always."

And Always is all "Have a happy period, always."

Could they be linked? Is this just a coincidence? Is it a conspiracy? Am I just out of my mind?

I have no idea, but now whenever I see a Wal Mart commerical, I whisper to myself, "Have a happy period, always."

Fangirl Squee, It Should Be Copyrighted Or Something...

Okay, you're at a movie, and a commercial for the upcoming action movie comes on. Now, of course the protanganist is going to be totally hot right? Even if its a male or a female character, whatever your preferance you will start drooling.

Now girls, if we see someone like, let's say Orlando Bloom.

You will start to squeal.

Guys, if you see Kiera Knightly, you will drool.

Just another fact to show that girls rule...

And guys drool.

The Day The World Stopped...To Read!

Okay, this is most likely old new to everyone, but Breaking Dawn came out!

Now I, like everyone else in the world who has the ability to read, or make it look like they can, ran to the bookstore to pick up their copy.

If you were lucky, you got there before they ran out. If now, too bad.

I was one of the lucky ones.

After reading the book, I slammed the book shut. I really did not like that ending.

At all.

Call me crazy, but I expected some sort of fight. They got you all pumped up for one twice in the book, and both times I was left disappointed. The rest of the book was good, and it still was a good ending, but I really wanted some kind of fight.

Imagine if you're watching the movie 300, and the Spartans are all "This is Spartaaaa!!!" and all that jazz. Then the army is all "Wait, we aren't going to fight you!"

Imagine how you'd feel.

Its like someone removed chocolate from the world. *Sob*